theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

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mydamnblogposts:

cyberlocc:

tasteslikecum:

whitegirlsaintshit:

uncle-tomfoolery:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

How many are gay and single tho? 

How many are gay period? I can work with a married man

how many want to get sucked up?

how many aint got no kids?

how many have a subpar home security system


Questions that need answers!!

mydamnblogposts:

cyberlocc:

tasteslikecum:

whitegirlsaintshit:

uncle-tomfoolery:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

How many are gay and single tho? 

How many are gay period? I can work with a married man

how many want to get sucked up?

how many aint got no kids?

how many have a subpar home security system

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Questions that need answers!!

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danasaur-lester:

matt smith to peter capaldi probably

danasaur-lester:

matt smith to peter capaldi probably

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nowhollywood:

Amy Poehler, wearing a Theia dress and Lorraine Schwartz jewels, attends the Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, CA, 25.08.2014

nowhollywood:

Amy Poehler, wearing a Theia dress and Lorraine Schwartz jewels, attends the Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, CA, 25.08.2014

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babygoatsandfriends:

breebade:

A few years ago at my school there was a senior prank where two goats were released in the school and were labeled “1” and “3”. The teachers and administrators spent four hours trying to find goat “2”.

thats hilarious

(via ffey)


tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

(via lets-vote-for-leslie-knope)


dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

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